Perhaps this shit right here . . . only eight days away!
Steely Dan, "Everything You Did" from The Royal Scam
In other news, happy July 1st to Novak Djokovic (our new #1 seed). Though the Duchess was desperately wishing for you to lose to her new tennis heartthrob Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, in the end the JT couldn't overcome the ice cold focus and stamina of Novak (the grass seems to suit him). All that's left to say now is, Go Rafa!
child custody and support arrangements for her four year-old son with Francois-Henri Pinault. M. Pinault also has a four year-old daughter, Valentina, by his wife of two years, Ms. Salma Hayek (no slouch in the beauty department herself). Who says money can't buy everything? Apparently, they're wrong.
*Fact. Not opinion.